Colorado Poet Robert Cooperman ~ “A Member of the Neo-Liberty Boys”
A Member of the Neo-Liberty Boys
Tries Something Horrifying:
The Second American Civil War
By Colorado Poet Robert Cooperman
Narration By Roger Netzer
Who’d think those faggot lefties
had so much fight left after we beat their butts
at the Second Battle of Gettysburg,
to make up for our loss under Lee and Pickett.
But they crept up to our un-sentineled camp
while we celebrated, thinking the war over,
and they’d surrender, so we could butcher them
at our leisure: no good to let them live,
even as slaves in the America we’re building.
They slit throats like we were nothing but chickens.
Lucky I was sleeping it off in an armored vehicle,
and drove away to warn the rest of our army.
But those Society for Progressive Change boys
got a big dose of tonic from that raid,
and started a string of victories in the field
that shoved us back into our own territory,
threatening the war we should’ve won.
Now it’s up to me to change momentum;
this arm’s dealer assures me the device
will work easy as a Jeopardy! switch.
We’ll see who’s willing to do what it takes
to win this war for the soul of our great nation
our enemies would hand over to Islamofascists,
Jews, minorities, illegals, and science-liars,
and have us jabbering in babel tongues.
All I got to figure is how to get close enough
to those lefty cowards to blow ‘em to the Hell
they deserve to rot in, while I rise to Heaven
and cheer our armies rolling them into the sea.