Syndic No. 17
Syndic Literary Journal

Resistance! J.H. Johns (2)

Resistance!  ∼  J.H. Johns

 

“WANTED”

 by J. H. Johns

(Copyright  ©  J. H. Johns 2017)

 

                                                            SWM

                                                            seeks

                                                            billionaire roommate

                                                            to share

                                                            an undisclosed

                                                            Moscow apartment;

 

                                                            all utilities included;

 

                                                             unlimited food;

                                                            appetizers;

                                                            caviar;

                                                            alcohol-

                                                            as well as non-alcohol alternatives-

                                                            not to mention

                                                            a free tab in all of Moscow’s

                                                            finest restaurants;

 

                                                            thirty-thousand square meter dacha

                                                            available year-round;

 

                                                            spousal-

                                                            and ex-spousal-

                                                            visitation opportunities included;

 

                                                            beautiful, blonde Russian women

                                                            are always on call;

 

                                                            lifetime immunity

                                                            from all sexual harassment charges-

                                                            anywhere in Russia

 

                                                            guaranteed-

                                                            24/7/365-

                                                            access to everyone

                                                            in the Kremlin;

 

                                                            also available-

                                                            unlimited investment opportunities-

                                                            everywhere-

                                                            including the Far East;

 

                                                            if you are interested-

 

                                                            and before it is too late-

 

                                                            please contact-

 

                                                            “EJS”-

 

                                                            at any

                                                            Russian Embassy

                                                            in the world…