I Will Not Die Choking On A Peanut
By Rhode Island Writer Betsy Miller
I will not die getting hit
by a truck coming out
of the fresh produce market
heading for us as we picket
boycotting lettuce
I will not die eating donuts and candy
diabetes is harsh but it won’t get me
better diet lose weight exercise
with high blood sugar this advice is wise
but no fun at all
I will not die peddling my new bike
my dad lets go down the hill I ride
faster and faster no way to stop
squeezing the brakes I finally go plop
with no training wheels
I will not die in the land
of federales with guns in hand
stopping four hippies in a VW bug
searching for marijuana or some other drug
which they did not find
I will not die skiing in Yosemite
my friends know how went off and left me
took classes and practiced on bunny slope
bored decided to try something steeper with hope
of not hitting tree
I will not die from a raging fever
on chemo low immunity fear
must get to doctor immediately
help’s here thank goodness for Willy
sinus infection
I will not die in the desert
road blocked by a car across it
men flagging us down we keep going
into soft sand off the road blowing
close call in Baja
I will not die in the sky
when the plane can’t fly
pilot says there’s a problem
burning fuel too quickly to bottom
back to land safely
I will not die in a head on crash
with a tractor trailer as we pass
on the narrow two lane highway
on our way to Puerto San Jose
in Guatemala
I will not die jumping over
the wide chasm between boulders
watching others do it easily
confidence needed stop feeling queasy
deceptive distance
I will not die on a chicken bus
the driver is crazy doesn’t care about us
winding up and down mountains only blind curves ahead
way too fast others pray I scream at driver instead
he just laughs at me
I will not die on the operating table
under anesthesia I’m really not able
to have any control over my life
watch from above as they ready the knife
soul out of body
I will not die being stung by a three inch long bee
“te puede matar!” they screamed ran off and left me
resting on screen in my office took papers to swat
hotel on beach in place where people ought not
have cut down jungle
I will not die rolling over the ridge
going way too close to the unseen edge
on narrow dirt road over mountain top
in the black of night in a dense fog
shut up stop screaming
I will not die in a hurricane
strong winds blowing power out heavy rain
alone in oceanview condo perched high on a hill landslide boulder crashed inches from car but still
island will rebuild
I will not die falling out of a tree
followed my brother up way too high for me
clinging tightly to limb looking down I froze
sirens bring crowd down fire truck ladder I go
very embarrassed
I will not die getting stuck in the mud
remote road to Grand Canyon we go thud
wheels spin no traction noone to be seen
digging out by hand little hope we can glean
truck on horizon
I will not die going up steep canyon wall
on sure footed horse who will not fall
horse has done this before a thousand times
no matter how narrow the path we will be fine
got to love that horse
I will not die of cancer
not the one that was almost faster
than the doctors and their treatments
took my left breast but we beat it
with new drug taxol
I will not die of cancer
operation and chemo the answer
twenty years later they tell me no problem
excellent team at hospital I got them
taxol now standard
I will not die in a Mexican jail
running Puerto Morelos hotel we nearly fail
to conceal the drugs to be smoked and swallowed
when in bursts our cook by police being followed
looking for a thief
I will not die when the volcano explodes
ash covered my land lava cut off the road
but I was not there to experience the pain
I’ve seen smaller eruptions no need to explain
the power of it
I will not die in an historic blizzard
three feet of snow at last help’s coming it’s heard
after a week being trapped snowed in inside
National Guard plows buried cars and snow aside
unforgettable
I will not die of high blood pressure or cholesterol
as we get older these conditions seem to happen to all
we take more and more pills make the drug companies rich
meanwhile all we can do is carry on and wish
for a longer life
I will not die at the hands of strangers
riding horse to village no idea what the range is
to Mexican goat barbecue accepted an invitation
only on way later wondered if any evil intention
nice people good food
I will not die hitting a large antlered moose
in the deep woods of Maine on empty road loose
magnificent animal so huge he’s amazing
like hitting a wall it would be rather dazing
beautiful creature
I will not die in a Guatemalan earthquake
asleep in Antigua I wake up with the shake
heart pounding phone ringing turn on the tv
the street I am on fallen wall boulders I see
now that was scary
I will not die of this novel virus
ravaging the world seems like its got us
too many have died the rest have all suffered
will we ever be free we have all wondered
vaccine only hope
I will not die choking
on a peanut M&M as I’m talking
tossing one in it got stuck in my throat
Heimlich done by his niece Penny Pekow
life wins yet again
Elisabeth A. Miller
February 2, 2021